First order of business is coming up with a name and since there’s no baby book with good conference names in it so we’re starting from scratch.
The name that four students in the class will have: Pac-16
Parents that own a restaurant call it Surf and Turf (SAT)
The little man complex parents name it Big-Pac
The history buffs will call it Hippies and Rednecks (HAR)
The blue collar workers name it MacBooks & Mack-Trucks (M&M)
The politicians know it as Red States and Blue States (RAB)